59/100: those drums | “Unplugged, Ep.20”

When someone says “I love you” and you don’t feel the same way, just say “I love YouTube” really fast…
Been trying to come up with a Miley Cyrus joke…but it’s just not twerking.
Name your iPhone “Titanic”. Plug it into your laptop. “Titanic is syncing”. Hit cancel. Feel like a hero. Boom.
What if soy milk…is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish…
What is soy milk…is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish…

58/100. That horn | “Unplugged, Ep.19”

"I don’t understand…she said she liked polka dots…"
What happens if you put a slinkie on the up-escalator….
If you’re ever losing in a fight, just remember that the best advice came from Rocky IV, not from Rocky Balboa…but from…Paulie.

Duke: what’s happening out there?
Rocky: He’s winning….I see three of him out there!
Paulie: Hit the one in the middle.
Duke: Right! Hit the one in the middle. 👊